Quicksilver’s Pirate Pots
Welcome aboard me cyber-ship!
Mark Heimann, Studio Pirate er, Potter
aka Captain Morrigan Quicksilver
Read the following yarn before placin’ yer order!
Items labeled with “Order Online” be part of me usual production. If ye’re lucky I may have some in me hold ready to ship, usually within two weeks, via FedEx ground. Large orders may qualify fer a shipping discount.
If ye be needin’ something quicker, I’ll accommodate ye if possible and adjust yer freight bill accordingly.
Per-piece shipping rates apply to the Continental United States only.
Shipments to Alaska, Hawaii, and international destinations will cost more. If ye lives outside our borders, contact me directly and we’ll chart a course together.
If I don’t have items ye wants already made, it may take 8-12 weeks to complete yer order.
There be many steps in crafting clay via old-world methods, and I be only one man hauling all of the lines, trimming the sails, and filling me big kiln.
Thank ye fer yer patience and yer pirattitude!
Feel free to write if ye has questions, comments, or surprises.
Quicksilver@PiratePots.com
- Tankard
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At the height of barroom antics and other such revelry, any self-respecting pirate needs a hardy mug that will last the night.
- Super Tankard
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Sometimes a rascal has to have a big vessel to quench a big thirst. Super Tankards be schooner size in a dinghy world.
- Tumbler
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“Arrrrrr! Shiver me Tumblers!!”
Ye’ll be spoutin’ pirate talk right off, it’s built in.
- Jug
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Perfect for storing yer favorite poison! For those late-night raids and the wild gallivanting that follows, make sure ye are properly armed with one of these jugs.
- Rum Jug
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Avast! Th’ fine script on the side o’ this jug will lay to rest any question what be contained therein!
- Story Jug
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Yar, a story fer the ages be inscribed on this here jug! Hoist it an’ tell the world the tales ye been spinnin’!
- Warning Shots
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I calls these “warning shots” because they are much bigger than yer standard landlubber shot glass. So be warned, mate!
- Groggard
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These hybrid jugs were invented by me shipmate Jeff MacKay of Captain Jack’s Pirate Hats. They’re a cross between a tankard and a jug.
- Bowl
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After a cold and rainy day at sea, any pirate with a brain in his skull or feeling in his hands will welcome a hearty bowl of soup or slumgullion stew served in one of these sturdy bowls.
- Onion Bottle
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These bottles are my interpretation of a 17th Century glass vessel, designed short in stature with a wide bottom to be stable on a table if the high seas be rollin’ the ship a bit.
Every piece is designed and made here at Lost Mountain, by me own hand. I use clay blended from stoneware and porcelain that will weather the storms of time, hard use, savage dishwashers, and the infernal microwave. I fire the work in electric, gas, or wood-fueled kilns. It’s sturdy, and built to last. Don’t be afraid to hoist it, enjoy it, use it!
I formulate me own glazes here at Lost Mountain — they contain no lead or harmful materials (if ye put rum or other nefarious substances in yer mug or jug that’s yer own business, me bucko!)
Inventory varies with season and the tides of ongoing shows. If ye be curious about the availability of a particular piece, send me a note and we’ll parlay.
Custom Requests?
I’ll consider ‘em. Acceptance depends on the nature of yer proposition…
50% non-refundable deposit required.
See samples of me custom work.
Preparin’ fer a firing…